Camel Toe

I have to admit that I actually had to ask a guy what the hell he was talking about the first time I heard the phrase “camel toe.” That’s when I found out I’ve been checking them out a long time before I would have known what to do with one, or for that matter what the hell made them! There is just something tantalizingly teasingly pleasing about seeing the lips of a pussy outlined under tight clothes, especially if you know you’re going to be sampling it soon!

Me and a buddy were watching a stripper strut her stuff one day, and he said “Look at the camel toe on that one!” I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about, so he explained that when clothes get pulled up tight against a wet pussy, it looks like a camel toe. Once I got a good look at the outline of the dancer’s pussy, I could see it clearly. I’ve kept an eye out for good looking camel toes ever since.

Years ago this buddy and I were sitting on a park bench at lunchtime, having a slice and a coke while watching chicks go by. This tall blonde babe with a great body went past us wearing a pair of slacks that looked like they’d been spray-painted on. He spotted her at the same time I did, and while all I did is stare, he said “Man, look at the camel toe on that slut!”