Masturbation

We all know the importance of training in learning to do the things we love to the best of our ability. The more you know – about your job, about a sport, about your hobbies – the better you will do in nearly any endeavor. The better you do, the more you will enjoy it.

You know, I’m a pretty smart guy. I know that it’s usually better to get a machine to do work. A car is better than a horse, of course; when I paint my house it goes a lot faster when I use a compressor and spray gun instead of an old fashioned brush or roller. Still, there is just something about the idea of a machine to fuck women I find a little threatening.